Contifabulication is the art and science of filtering your Jammyjoonca. Very few people understand this shit better than Dagwood Farnwood Phelps so don't take any advice from suckers! For example, I'd never listen to anyone in the world who was trying to tell me to sleep in a Nurngnam Teepee.
So once you've learned all about contifabulication take a second to breathe and then kiss a magic leprachuan.