It's Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:51:34 -0700
Dagwood Phelps is a scientist studying Barfsity Nurburdy at University of Phoenix Online! He's been know to also blow glass in his free time. Nobody really understands his cat burgling ways. Nobody cares about Dagwood Farnwood Phelps like his parents, Michael and Patrician.
After many years of fighting the man and loving a woman named Kilterfang, he's decided to start a website about his favorite loves and cat burglers.